A TRUE STORY BROUGHT TO YOU FROM SHERATON CENTRE
Walking down
the steps heading for my car one afternoon recently, I was stopped by a man
walking just behind me.
Him: Excuse
me Miss.
Me: Hi.
Him: I could
ask you something? I just can’t understand. I would just like to ask you a
question.
Me: Ooook.
Him: You
could tell me if I wrong right?
Me: Ooook.
Him: I was
walking towards dis mall a few minutes ago. There was two women standing on the
steps. One had on a tight pants and her zip was down and I could see all she
fronts.
Now can I just say I envisaged this
story going rapidly downhill from here. There was just no way this was gonna
end well. Anyhow I digress. Back to the story.
Him: I am a
respectable man and I believe a woman should carry herself in a respectable
way. I did not want anyone to mek sport at the woman so I decide to tell she
dat she zip was undone.
Me: *shakes
head*
Him: Miss;
would you believe the woman buse me and tell me to carry my stinking so and so.
And if I wasn’t looking at she nooksie I wouldn’t uh see nuttin! I tell she
madam I was trying to do you a favor by telling you your zip was down, nothing
more.
Him: Miss; I
was wrong to tell she something?
Him: I tell
she I like I should uh leff you let d worl see you parts.
Me: *shakes
head*
Him: I tell d
woman I sorry hear.
Him: Miss; I
was wrong to tell she something?
Him: But even
though I tell she sorry she continue to tell me bout my mudda and walking
behind me cussing.
Him: Miss; I
was wrong to tell she something?
Him: I walk
and went long. Now I guess I move wrong. Maybe I was supposed to push talk at
she and tell she d kitty look sweet. Maybe dah is was she did looking for. But
I is a respectable man, I does respect women. I was simply trying to do a good
deed.
Him: Miss;
what you think, I was wrong to tell she something?
This time he actually stopped long enough
for me to reply.
Me: You may
be a respectable man but you have to remember that some people don’t respect
themselves so when others show them respect they don’t know what to do with
that.
In retrospect I believe my reply may
have been just a tad to highbrow for that particular conversation.
Him: Miss;
what you think, I was wrong to tell she something?
Me: You was
right boss man. You is a respectable man an you was trying to do d woman a
favor. You is right, um is just that she ein got no respect fuh sheself.
Him: Tank
you Miss. I glad you tell me so. I was wondering If I was wrong. Tanks hear?
Me: No
problem.
The MORAL OF
THE STORY…
Women, check
yuhselves, check yuh fronts and if someone tell you your fronts pon show,
unless you is in Bush Hill tell them TANKS hear?
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