A True Story Brought to You in Conjunction with Express Checkout Line 1 at Massy Stores
Standing in the express checkout line looking at people with way more than 10 items in their baskets (but that's a whole other story). I glance over to the second express line and realise there are way less people in that line. Just as I was thinking of switching a man in the same line turned to me...
Him: You could join this line only me one here.
Me: Oh OK.
*Starts unloading trolley*
Me: Oh OK.
*Starts unloading trolley*
Him: Good afternoon.
Me: Good afternoon
Him: Wait!
Me: *waiting*
Me: Good afternoon
Him: Wait!
Me: *waiting*
Him: You don't smile
Me: *confused*
Him: I ein see you smile yet.
Me: *confused*
Him: I find it strange that you not smiling.
Me: *blinks rapidly*
Him: I worried bout you not smiling.
Me: Why are you worried about my smile?
Him: Oh I see. Is like dah.
Me: *confused*
Him: Aight man aight man. I know wuh tuh do next time. I see wha gin on. You wait. I gin mark the face. There gin be another time. Watch it.
Me: *blank stare*
Him: I ein see you smile yet.
Me: *confused*
Him: I find it strange that you not smiling.
Me: *blinks rapidly*
Him: I worried bout you not smiling.
Me: Why are you worried about my smile?
Him: Oh I see. Is like dah.
Me: *confused*
Him: Aight man aight man. I know wuh tuh do next time. I see wha gin on. You wait. I gin mark the face. There gin be another time. Watch it.
Me: *blank stare*
The Moral of the Story...
Not every woman feels the need to grin uncontrollably at a man when he utters the words "Good Afternoon".
Not every woman feels the need to grin uncontrollably at a man when he utters the words "Good Afternoon".
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