A Short True story brought to you from Cave Sheppard, Bridgetown

Posted by Carol King on June 11, 2017 in Compliments, Women,

In at Cave Sheppard in town I lazily stroll through the book department looking for the latest novel by Zane. When I finally find what I am looking for I head to the check out. In the line there is lady in front of me with a really nice up-do. Her hair was intricately braided and you could see that who ever did was extremely meticulous in their work. As I was putting down my book on the conveyor belt the lady glanced at me and I said.. 


Me: I love your hair, its really pretty. 
Her: WAIT!! Yoos a wicker or wha? 
*blinks rapidly*

Me: My dear! If I was a wicker I would approach women way more attractive than YOU!!

The Moral of The Story...
Don't mess with a quick minded linguistical master such as myself :-) 

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